#5971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing? <hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you.

#5972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them? <[SS]Corky> NO! <[SS]Corky> did this happen? <[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)

#5973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Pat877:    nice... OB1Jenobe: w3rd Pat877:    ok stop that OB1Jenobe: wh4t? Pat877:    i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it OB1Jenobe: 0 |< Pat877:    dick

#5974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null <Stonefish> oh smeg off

#5975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds

#5976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?

#5977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh...

#5978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday <Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!" <hmodes> "oh wait, i did..  HAHAHAHAHA!" <hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day

#5979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless <grier> so superior <XfitzyX> do you mean flawless? <girer> oh fucken leave me alone * grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world)

#5980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes <moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars <JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there

#5981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tocool> Im so bored <Tocool> I can predict my day <Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed <Shaddix> pretty good <Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do <Shaddix> oh <Shaddix> impotentcy?

#5982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer? <Jennie254> Ewwwww gross! <Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? .

#5983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it < h2odragon> schindler's list?

#5984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks.. <roman> then i'm ordering a whore <foobar> haha roman no you're not <roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty" <roman> you order them like pizza, dude

#5985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<manero> MANLY THINGS: <manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE <manero> 2) WAR MOVIES <manero> 3) BEER BRATS <rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE <rebrane-> 4) FARTING <manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS <rebrane-> 6) CARS <rebrane-> 7) FIRE <manero> 8) BOWLING <rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE <ian> 10) BEAR SUIT <rebrane-> 11) GUNS <rebrane-> 12) GUITARS <skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED <Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN <rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo

#5986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed.

#5987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake <Valkyrie> Flying without wings? <Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE <Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC

#5988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[#perl] <fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486? <diclophis> haha

#5989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself

#5990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon_R> OH NO <Jon_R> my page crashes netscape! <Jon_R> whatever shall I do

#5991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses

#5992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING ��� CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH

#5993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby <DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality? <kdoom> perfect

#5994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Afterglow> .  I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares.

#5995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years