#5996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a sources TODO list <@Tilt> o Learn C

#5997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95 <Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17 <Stemish> what is wrong with this picture? <todd> There's no naked chicks in it? <Stemish> well, that too

#5998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv?  I will trade warez for it

#5999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago <MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up <MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around <MrPuppy> they prolly saw me <MrPuppy> i heard them laughing

#6000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"? < farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig

#6001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD.. <Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. shit.

#6002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album <Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it <Wee_AL> no cash <DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same

#6003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs <redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating <Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away <Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out

#6004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me.

#6005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyc66> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=**** <Cyc66> plz ruin that auction <bbz_> what do i want to do that for? <Cyc66> she's a dirty whore <bbz> maybe i could get her phone number <Cyc66> uh why would u do that <bbz> well, if she is a dirty whore

#6006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic <Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic <TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened <Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side <TheRiff> alright

#6007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences <Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms

#6008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho <mgt> i like reading stories now <mgt> it gets my imagination going <mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true <mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan

#6009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night <Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes <Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of my conversation <Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's deaf"

#6010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out too much <Icehawk|work> j: that's south america and north america <Justice-P-> whatever

#6011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would

#6012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P <ally^> i know <ally^> i could be doing something else <ally^> like sucking dick

#6013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover? <Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them <Al> like a foreskin for your sofa. <Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by

#6014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY <Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY <Natasha> yes, they are <amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate

#6015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lasthero> i own a lot of cds <lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too <lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much

#6016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months <reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot <reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka <reston> and then eat a lemon <jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots <reston> yea jon <reston> but its good <jonathans> sugar instead of salt <jonathans> lemon instead of lime <jonathans> a chick instead of your hand <jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me.

#6017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> i can stand on the sides of my ankles <jonathans> both heels inward <jonathans> i can balance on one for a bit <clay> i can touch my penis with my hands

#6018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay. < espo> LOL < espo> why is that? <@harb> Because Andy's a fag. < espo> did she say "Are you two gay?" <@harb> No. <@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert.

#6019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+TlMMAH> hey gary <+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download <+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here <+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know

#6020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr <amer> why do people do that <amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?" <amer> why do you have to wait for a response <Rhayde> lol <amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question <amer> or say what you have to say <amer> jesus * amer throws up his hands and leaves the room <amer> well? *** Exekiel ([email protected]) has joined #lineage <Exekiel> AMER <amer> lol