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#5946 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. <FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :) <FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec... #5947 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 {Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff. {[12Lurk} its a place where women put out {SoCK} url? #5948 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 {Plag} i liked women at 13 {Plag} even 11 {Pest} i liked woman since third grade {Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister #5949 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties #5950 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands #5951 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind #5952 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt #5953 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple" #5954 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading #5955 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 {ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;( #5956 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 {Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion #5957 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <loser> http://www.goatse.cx <loser> hahaha lol lol lol <loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA <bane> who gave you your name? your mom? <bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you? <bane> it's appropiate #5958 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces. <Tjousk> only if it's loaded #5959 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? #5960 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like? <etoilet> hentai #5961 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong #5962 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn? #5963 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet. #5964 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead #5965 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 �IAM-|speed|� 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed �IAM-|speed|� 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed �jimslim� !rules #5966 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D <^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays? <Vash> eh? <Samin> there the best kind #5967 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <+subzero> =) <@nebula> ;) <@wickeD> =) <Guest62972> :D <@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR #5968 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity <Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it #5969 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?' <NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM' #5970 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff... <Zephyrr> So there. <Undine> Fear Zephs mom. <Undine> She does stuff. |
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