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#5946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. <FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :) <FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec...


#5947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff. {[12Lurk} its a place where women put out {SoCK} url?


#5948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{Plag} i liked women at 13 {Plag} even 11 {Pest} i liked woman since third grade {Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister


#5949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties


#5950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands


#5951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind


#5952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt


#5953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple"


#5954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading


#5955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;(


#5956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion


#5957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<loser> http://www.goatse.cx <loser> hahaha lol lol lol <loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA <bane> who gave you your name? your mom? <bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you? <bane> it's appropiate


#5958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces. <Tjousk> only if it's loaded


#5959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you?


#5960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like? <etoilet> hentai


#5961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong


#5962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?


#5963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.


#5964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead


#5965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�IAM-|speed|� 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed �IAM-|speed|� 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed �jimslim� !rules


#5966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D <^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays? <Vash> eh? <Samin> there the best kind


#5967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+subzero> =) <@nebula> ;) <@wickeD> =) <Guest62972> :D <@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR


#5968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity <Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it


#5969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?' <NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'


#5970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff... <Zephyrr> So there. <Undine> Fear Zephs mom. <Undine> She does stuff.


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