#5346   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds. <malcolm> ghost popcorn

#5347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shelstra> :(( <Shelstra> my poor fishie <|KazzA|> :o what happened <Shelstra> nothing but... <Shelstra> one of his eyes is black <Shelstra> i think he might be blind :( <|KazzA|> aww <Shelstra> we only just noticed it <Mousey> like it cares anyway <Mousey> theres not much to see <staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...'

#5348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you? <GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right'

#5349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES. <^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN. <Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles <Funk> :/ <Funk> It smells like bleach <^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET <^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE <Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool <Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :(" <wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE? <wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM <Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?

#5350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day."

#5351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies <^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start downloading some <^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done <^_-> and i delete all of the movies. <Funk> That happens to me too <Funk> You want to know what's worse? <Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection.

#5352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you? <SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME *** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)

#5353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal <tezzO> they did?! <tardmac> what was their winning bid?

#5354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it <Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me <Despot> thats all go back to work

#5355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep

#5356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Che`work has joined #sh <Che`work> who's alive? <lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY

#5357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt?

#5358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =( <@PikaChan> well uhh <@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/ <@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later <Shyster> k <@PikaChan> thanks

#5359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho' <MykBev> not if you smoke it!

#5360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage <baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online? <pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested <radii> yeah, duh!

#5361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does

#5362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard

#5363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over

#5364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. <Thrawn> actually <Thrawn> fuck dying <Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.

#5365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem <Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable <Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable

#5366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking <Time> fire engines gave it away?

#5367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion <PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2

#5368   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail <Titu� Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl

#5369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world. <KittyBoy> the computer world? <[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!

#5370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Titu� Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo? <Titu� Crow> �) <Tsukiyo> no <Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat <Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me <Titu� Crow> I don't have a boat. <Tsukiyo> swim then <Titu� Crow> What the hell are you talking about?