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#5371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!? <ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person


#5372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows


#5373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage! <PrincessLeia2> ... <PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O


#5374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix <PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %) <DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints


#5375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<antix> im bored <antix> i think i might go mod my toilet <Shady> what are you going to do? :S <antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...


#5376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible <AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now


#5377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs <Meeko> ennnik! <Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando! <Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events."  "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR."  "God, I wish." <Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.


#5378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ria> Type in the search word, <Ria> apply pressure to button, <Ria> then read the results. <Ria> it's a haiku!


#5379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king <tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them


#5380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30319 <@kitten> JESUS FUCK <@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS <@harb> Oh yeah. <@harb> Andy uses IE. <@harb> Sorry about that. < Danelope> Hahaha. < Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk. <@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore. <@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead. < Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum.


#5381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users. <@harb> They all have silly handles. <@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous". <@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol" < mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin < mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G <@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!! <@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku. <@harb> <tyr4nous> suk


#5382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<griffin> im disappointed in my mom <pagan> me too <pagan> she did a bad job


#5383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gweeds> wow <gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt <gweeds> time to dive back in


#5384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cix> they're outside aren't they? <s> what is "outside"? <cix> it's that place they show on "Discover" <cix> I think it's near Montana.


#5385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here? <alec_eso> i have <[oQp]> how is it? <carlsb3rg> They always come down


#5386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( <SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle <SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once <@Breathe> ... <SirPrux> man did it hurt <@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber? <huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber


#5387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? <@Breathe> 138. <@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that. <Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)


#5388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P <SoulSteal> marlais:  you finally killed one, eh?


#5389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type [@PMV] its easy [@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard [@PMV] step 2: repeat


#5390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc <clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT


#5391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner <jodaro> mm, free food <stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner? <jodaro> no <stu> damn


#5392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. <EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus. <FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe. ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....


#5393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TeamXtrem> i must suck <Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :)


#5394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. <PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability" <jtstocker> ha ya <jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car <jtstocker> asshole


#5395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck @(F|uid) i cant see my food


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