#4971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince. <Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.

#4972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com <@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\ <@charlie_x> it says <@charlie_x> "ok i wont"

#4973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty? <Chirako> Gravy Train. <Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it. <Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food.. <Chirako> It was NOT dog food! <Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food! * Chirako looks at Mommy <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD! <Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/ <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_< <Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag * Chirako gags <Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich, <Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of <Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices. <Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can <Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal, <Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. * Chirako graons <Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her <Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have: <Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin <Disco_Ernie>  Glossy coat <Disco_Ernie>  Strong teeth and bones <Disco_Ernie>  Builds and maintains body tissue <Disco_Ernie>  Efficient digestion <Disco_Ernie>  Clear eyes <Chirako> ..I should have known. <Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast

#4974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch

#4975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online? <GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you

#4976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13 <Samhain> that guys must have been desperate

#4977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles.

#4978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up.

#4979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit

#4980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux

#4981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded <icas0r> i think he a fed =[ <rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp <rightie> they cut back on funding

#4982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?

#4983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused

#4984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.

#4985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly

#4986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me <@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words: <@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades

#4987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D <Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz

#4988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Farnarcle> you use mIRC? <EvilElmo`> whats mIRC? <Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy <EvilElmo`> whats IRC?

#4989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :) <SourMilkisBad> scan it! <SourMilkisBad> who's enron?

#4990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive <@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn

#4991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh <@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?

#4992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs <Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer <Lan> ...

#4993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband <PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother

#4994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zip-> hi RedMage <Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body <RedMage> ... <RedMage> that's like <RedMage> my best friend <RedMage> you sick fuck <RedMage> i'm my own best friend <RedMage> omg <RedMage> you WANT ME

#4995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ <Mad-Cow> You can get them <@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D <Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em <@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...