#4996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kibe-Work> btw <Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world <Kibe-Work> my work is going <Kibe-Work> well most of us <Semicidal> AHehAEh cool] <Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.

#4997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas? <BlakHawc> A simple one:  be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller. <Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out? <BlakHawc> Jarp:  Well, only if you're a toon.  Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked.

#4998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(

#4999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine

#5000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake! <Guyp> hmmm <Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(

#5001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body

#5002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM. <TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.

#5003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her <missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter! <akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb? <corngrits> i had sex <corngrits> isnt that a verb ? <ceraph> no, thats a miracle

#5004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Swanson> dude i got a dell

#5005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover <@skold> 1-800-96-jenny? <@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG

#5006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: Xelix ([email protected]) <Xelix> Greetings. <Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight. <Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you. <Xelix> I shall return at another time. *** Parts: Xelix ([email protected])

#5007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave <skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE

#5008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@skold> needle hurt like hell <phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip <@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm <@skold> wow jer i feel your pain <@skold> anyhow

#5009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your driving record though <@RuneCaster> all I remember was I was on my way to the arcade to play TMNT <@RuneCaster> and suddenly it was sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground pain

#5010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day conversations but I know much big words.

#5011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan <D3adlode> and what happened? <Olpainless> They just went. Quickly

#5012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person <Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon? <Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them.

#5013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help <dadadada> ? <Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client <dadadada> how can i clean it? <Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone" <Rjx> End of Instruction -| <dadada> ok <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone *** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)

#5014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<liqshot|GreenZ> only thing more superior then the white man is an albino white man <liqshot|GreenZ> the whitest man of all

#5015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ducks> HOLY SHIT <ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?! <ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <ducks> og my god. that was disgusting. <ducks> I had this cup on my desk <ducks> for a few months <ducks> thinking there was soda in it <ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE

#5016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool

#5017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<{GOD}> who has the internet

#5018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :( <Nor> It was in a BigMac

#5019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . . <DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave" <DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one

#5020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a             little project that would require about 400 inserts per second     on the Oracle server. <Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :) <Hurricane> Yes!  Exploration through experimentation is what a University     is all about, after all.  :) <Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (: