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#4946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times <huzyrdadi> in all five films? <@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.


#4947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?


#4948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.'


#4949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; }


#4950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood. <Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch? <LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)


#4951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY <maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.


#4952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately? <@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself


#4953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company?


#4954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ? <PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly


#4955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again <derF> heh.. i'm lazy


#4956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit <KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff


#4957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer"


#4958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc <sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though. <unswornangel> what? how so? <sportsdoc> I rest my case


#4959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid


#4960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP <tarmac> TO GO AWAY


#4961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight <godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.


#4962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pele> cookies and milk is the shit <pele> true thug snack <sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug <pele> you think he buys all those presents?


#4963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fecolalia> i try and be humble <fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU <fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP


#4964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it


#4965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO *** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT *** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO


#4966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toby> cheese whiz sucks. <Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor. * bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68 * bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)


#4967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos? <NC> That's.. scary. <Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end. <Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.


#4968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace. <Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"


#4969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better. <Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...


#4970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her. <Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS! Meeko cries as gerbils plop out


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