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#4921 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin? <robin> yes <GIJosh> same place as before? <robin> nope <GIJosh> where is it? <robin> 127.0.0.1 <GIJosh> cant connect <GIJosh> default port? #4922 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside <[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club <[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by <[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day #4923 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <mage> it will be nice to be back in america <sparks> I feel the same way <sparks> having come from alabama #4924 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 @@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later) <xmatt> that requires signing off IRC? <HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it. #4925 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <justin> why does bitchx sound so excited: <justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!! <justin> it's like WOW man!! <asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX? <asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind #4926 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <sparks> got the house to myself for the evening <Robert> bbl <Robert> hehe enjoy ;) <sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music <sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs #4927 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor. <lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR." #4928 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody. #4929 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets a cow in a secret place every night #4930 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ima`> www.google.com <boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard <ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way #4931 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes? <Twilo`> yes <molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color <molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that <Twilo`> dude u serious? <molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register <Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's? <molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds #4932 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <neritz> you're not canadian are you? <Oozeman> =o * Oozeman stops mid-sip <perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;( <Oozeman> whew #4933 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Rann-chan> 0123. <Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^; <Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^ <Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :) <Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n #4934 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) <@tag> no wires, no external power <@tag> just IS <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses #4935 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do #4936 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it <molesto> :( #4937 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night <Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11 #4938 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs <@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours? <@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting <@wyrd> �e �ack �n � �it #4939 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <susan> haloooooo <Phuser> susan <Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one *** susan is now known as Guest70397 #4940 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek <Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone # <Steve> You're a geek #4941 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here? #4942 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them <Xyonz> which i find amusing <Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn <Xyonz> : <_rb> are they hot? <Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are #4943 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair. #4944 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Tribespr0n> oh wait <Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn <Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up <Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn <Tribespr0n ok <Tribespr0n> wtf <Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array #4945 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ <melvin> booz stabbed a teacher??? <Gabooz> HE STARTED IT |
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