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#4921   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GIJosh> do you still  have an MP3 server robin? <robin> yes <GIJosh> same place as before? <robin> nope <GIJosh> where is it? <robin> 127.0.0.1 <GIJosh> cant connect <GIJosh> default port?


#4922   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside <[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club <[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by <[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day


#4923   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mage> it will be nice to be back in america <sparks> I feel the same way <sparks> having come from alabama


#4924   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later) <xmatt> that requires signing off IRC? <HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.


#4925   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited: <justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!! <justin> it's like WOW man!! <asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX? <asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind


#4926   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening <Robert> bbl <Robert> hehe enjoy ;) <sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music <sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs


#4927   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor. <lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."


#4928   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.


#4929   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets a cow in a secret place every night


#4930   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ima`> www.google.com <boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard <ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way


#4931   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes? <Twilo`> yes <molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color <molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that <Twilo`> dude u serious? <molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register <Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's? <molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds


#4932   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neritz> you're not canadian are you? <Oozeman> =o * Oozeman stops mid-sip <perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;( <Oozeman> whew


#4933   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rann-chan> 0123. <Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^; <Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^ <Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :) <Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n


#4934   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) <@tag> no wires, no external power <@tag> just IS <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses


#4935   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do


#4936   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it <molesto> :(


#4937   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Normandy>  I like Pixie's spelling late at night <Pixie_Pete>  kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11


#4938   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs <@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours? <@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting <@wyrd> �e �ack �n � �it


#4939   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<susan> haloooooo <Phuser> susan <Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one *** susan is now known as Guest70397


#4940   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek <Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone # <Steve> You're a geek


#4941   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?


#4942   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them <Xyonz> which i find amusing <Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn <Xyonz> : <_rb> are they hot? <Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are


#4943   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.


#4944   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tribespr0n> oh wait <Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn <Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up <Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn <Tribespr0n ok <Tribespr0n> wtf <Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array


#4945   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ <melvin> booz stabbed a teacher??? <Gabooz> HE STARTED IT


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