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#4896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster? <TIK|wombat> Walmart <]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?


#4897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places. <Trucci> know what would have been cooler? <Trucci> ANYTHING


#4898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* mode [+im] by Lucy * mode [-im] by Lucy * Lucy [[email protected]] has left #gr [] <Temujin> .. <Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen


#4899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy. <Trinity> crazy = away


#4900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..? <+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS


#4901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn


#4902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jewboy613> flooding chan <jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc


#4903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.


#4904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit <Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer <Megaglogue> no french peeps around


#4905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine


#4906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20


#4907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE <medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC? <Kimmay> whats that? <medic> your next upgrade.


#4908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6 <medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar <dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car


#4909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.


#4910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LL-> why did u msg me? <marry> realy im searching to get married <marry> can you help me <LL-> why u wanna get married? <marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza


#4911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout) ... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS([email protected]) <SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?


#4912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati <|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL <|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO <|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag


#4913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS <diospadre> im done. <BuddyLee> good then go update <diospadre> no must christmas shop <BuddyLee> no staff job comes first <diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win <BuddyLee> LOL!\


#4914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and... <Luna`> prodding buttocks


#4915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C <cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly <rogueWRC> not when he core dumps


#4916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus.  please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me." <moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus) <iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/ <kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.


#4917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over <MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :( <MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh <TheSpatulaOfLove> well <TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting <MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please <MelissaGod> ho hum <MelissaGod> pleased* <MelissaGod> just thought i'd share <MelissaGod> gotta go match socks... * MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <Ouroboros> Um. <Arilyn> hahaha <Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.


#4918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<styx> fera is an old lady? <+Saiko> yes styx <styx> you prune <@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)


#4919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri <BloodFromStone> No longer in black? <Xellchiri> No, still in black <Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB <BloodFromStone> heh <BloodFromStone> New one, or the first? <Xellchiri> First <Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight <Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted


#4920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font? <Fozzie> bah <Fozzie> what a craptastic os. <dithi> you get what you pay for <Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?


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