#4646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking <rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit <rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it! <SEoD> hehe good excuse <rubio_> hahahahah <rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh <rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder <SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket <rubio_> hahahahah <SEoD> "go see a doctor"

#4647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-(+MinioN5000)- k -(+MinioN5000)- installing -(+MinioN5000)- oh shit -(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation -(+MinioN5000)- wtf * @Cuthbert calls the police

#4648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh| *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz *** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org *** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###) <v\zzz> IlhMansiz <v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban <v\zzz> nuff said later in a prv window : <IlhMansiz> sorry <IlhMansiz> who is nuff?

#4649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing? <GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ... <Jess> OK <Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different <Jess> how can I then <Jess> ?

#4650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.

#4651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect <Sparky^> downloading all my porn

#4652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over barry: woo Eoghann: how many til it plays dead? Zaren: </rimshot>

#4653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it <@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on <@oak> its me <@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine

#4654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* wrostek [[email protected]] has joined #root <wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows? <Varak> ask in #windows <wrostek> They dont know <Varak> big suprise <Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too <wrostek> ok thanks

#4655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.

#4656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks <@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one <@Path> hahahah

#4657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass <@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie

#4658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then walked away.

#4659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip <oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol <Path> IDIOT <Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no

#4660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde

#4661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kateryne> brb <Kateryne> back <Malcavious> front <Kateryne> side <Malcavious> middle <Malcavious> other side =P <Zarakinthish> bottom <Zarakinthish> top <Malcavious> no i wanna be on top <Zarakinthish> Of who exactly? <Kateryne> ....dude.... <Kateryne> ew.

#4662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard.

#4663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4 <Digimon> wot does that do <FanBoy> and a little window will pop up <FanBoy> its a secret *** Digimon has quit <FanBoy> it is an IQ test

#4664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that <T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.

#4665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator? <Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe? <RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP! <RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL! <RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!

#4666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees *** Joins: Twitch ([email protected]) Lara: |\O_o/| * Lara rotates it back

#4667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.

#4668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system? <perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT

#4669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW <Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :( * Jaedra stares at Dryzz <Jaedra> dude... <Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way.. <Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(

#4670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<outlaws> that's so gay <joyrekz> speaking of gay <joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me? <outlaws> nope