#4621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.

#4622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.

#4623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies. <jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.

#4624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric. <nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.

#4625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang

#4626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.

#4627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.

#4628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Starscream> uh <Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack <Starscream> shit.

#4629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked.

#4630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years.

#4631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!  I mean...uhhh

#4632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?

#4633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this <LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes <LabMonkey> pull out one <LabMonkey> pick up my lighter <LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack <LabMonkey> then try to light my nose... <LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.

#4634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS. <Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage. <Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.

#4635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition.

#4636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.

#4637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment."

#4638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McEi8th> God damn it <McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong <McEi8th> It was pretty sick <Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad... * Pozzi runs

#4639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?

#4640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137 <The_Cat> ? <Iluvatar> guess who's address that is <The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ???? * The_Cat kicks his useless firewall

#4641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit blurry?

#4642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?

#4643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical     connection.  Any one have any idea why? <munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable <meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?

#4644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Macca_> hi all  <Macca_>  can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as            easy as i thought it might be

#4645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything <Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig <thePoizon> hehe <thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again <Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder? <Entomorph> more like milimeter peter