#4671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Seros> Did you get my hat back? <Spleen> what kinda question is that? <Seros> An easy one?

#4672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me.

#4673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.

#4674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.

#4675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.

#4676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?

#4677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else. <RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?

#4678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.

#4679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick. <Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot. <Mae|str0m> FUCK. <Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.

#4680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something <PreZ> but nooooo <PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies <PreZ> *sigh* <goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash

#4681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3? <Zappha> no <dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3 <evn|z> Thx... <evn|z> ... <evn|z> asshole

#4682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks? <Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh <jablowme> those fucking fags.

#4683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rammie> how do I change my quit message <EileenB> type /quit message *** Rammie has quit IRC (message) <EileenB> :D

#4684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers *** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp <Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat

#4685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD <+darkmind> Report him :x <+darkmind> Or try to flood him off

#4686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"

#4687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb

#4688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen <Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES <L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck' <Mr_X> ...

#4689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial <Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF" <Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN <orion> because that guy was in sandlot <orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors won't open for him

#4690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. The Spunn: did it hurt? InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid. InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner. The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. InVerSeX: Exactly. The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.

#4691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS <_Mantis_> ok <_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot <_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"

#4692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it. <Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds... <Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...

#4693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SpunOne> To The Taliban: <SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college. <nersh> To the US: <nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

#4694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a turd on a frozen pond.

#4695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SporkPrez>  largo, whats it like being net-famous? <asr> whats net-famous? <largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of the benefits. <asr> like groupies? <largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile to get used to. <SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia? <largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant.