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#4521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory  that uses pine <cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later


#4522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data <Twid> cj: eek! <Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed. <Kin-San> 20k? holy... <cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today. <Kin-San> lol <Twid> good.  as long as normal business procedures were followed


#4523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew TX Luder : interesting TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously


#4524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deimos> what are you installing? <hep> your mom <hep> YourMom v.2.4.5 <deimos> wow <deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me <hep> she does that deimos


#4525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online presence. <Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.


#4526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD <bizzy> i need to see that <Kin-San> its funny as all hell <Toast> yeah, good movie <hep> oooh yeah <hep> i <heart> that movie <hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though <hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak <Kin-San> lol <hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :> <Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name <Kin-San> I figured something like this <Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah <quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you? <quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?


#4527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time <LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central.


#4528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* go_boy getting his haujobb on <jej> i read that as 'handjob' <go_boy> i assumed you would <jej> you can always count on me. <go_boy> for a handjob? <jej> of course. <go_boy> rockin.


#4529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me? <hep> cause you dont put out <Encapsulate> Dude, I so do. <Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with. <hep> lies! <Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT! <hep> well yeah you put out THEN <Encapsulate> You said so! <hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!


#4530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.


#4531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my shirt is both inside out and backwards. <jej> is it? <cj_> it is. <cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..


#4532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200 <Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;) <Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300 <cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :) <Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH.


#4533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when they're winning? <Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA <Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)


#4534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<quatoria> it was high-larious <Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was funny? <hep> high "at the time?" <hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point <hep> :>


#4535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door <jej> SWEET. <cj_> he's hella pushy too. <jej> BUY MY STEAK! <cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number <cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her <jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK! <cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now <spides> ahaha <spides> Door to Door Meat <spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy way <cj_> this guy is a freak <cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10 minutes ago <cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30 <spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door <cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a  nut


#4536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose?


#4537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too <Bionic_6> yea <Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground


#4538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Harrit> dv you arround? <Bionic_6> digital video it all around us <Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe <Bionic_6> the water u drink <Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck <Bionic_6> everywhere <Harrit> dv8... you still around? <Harrit> smart ass


#4539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gr1nR> I tell girls...\"I need a file - but its stuck in this archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???\"


#4540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Glide20> americans are so stupied


#4541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(+aileur): man you guys rock (+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding (@SeeDee): news here says 20 (+JoeYoung): eh? (@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system (+JoeYoung): metric people (+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people


#4542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want <mahone> � want met you speak bat � from en turkey <mahone> end � can t gut speak en englesh


#4543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things <+b00st> don't ask


#4544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x


#4545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`("


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