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#4096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** jamesm sets mode: -snt <jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck <jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC! <jamesm> fucking choad munching morons *** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay


#4097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics? <lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all


#4098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<prower> check out what i put on e-bay <tom_> oh god <tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again <tom_> i keep telling you its illegal


#4099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon-> doing some C coding ;) <Anselmo> pfft <Anselmo> Learn a real language <Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic


#4100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again <tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out <tom_> im gonna fuckin try it


#4101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fraggle> get in trouble? <Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course <fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind <fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"


#4102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker <mystican> no you're not <mystican> you're a farmer <mystican> theres a difference


#4103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net *** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net)


#4104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm <shpongle> jt - shes going commando ! <JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!


#4105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed <fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin' <aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle


#4106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<relapse> what distribution are you running <aur__> windows


#4107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tobester> woah FIRE <tobester> bbiab


#4108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AndrewB> Lonely.. <Linguica> aww <AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me. <AndrewB> Er, wrong window.


#4109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree <Linguica> do have


#4110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim <Cyb> and I said 'heh' <Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!" <Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life


#4111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Linguica> whatever you say honey <Linguica> err homey


#4112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like


#4113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< linguica_> remember +v = gay < Insomniak> +v me


#4114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking <mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"


#4115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you". <Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you" <Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you"


#4116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Linguica> wooo <@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked <@arioch> whoa <@arioch> arcing hydra bow <@Linguica> and such is our difference


#4117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist


#4118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape" <Meat_PoPs> or vise versa


#4119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress <LordBlink> does that make me lame?


#4120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night Walter39: Not sure why Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest


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