#4121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget <arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity <arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive <arfmcbarf> of ln(x) <arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x <arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest

#4122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH

#4123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist

#4124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Linguica> heh <Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th <Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK

#4125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian

#4126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg". <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss. <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.

#4127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul <mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup <mantra> he still has the little yellow paper

#4128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in <Linguica> toke have you been toking * Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky <Linguica> toke have you been stroking

#4129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means <pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious <pickle_hammer> all the way <pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff

#4130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin? <Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin. <Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk

#4131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd) <radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error

#4132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer? <deathwarrior> umm <deathwarrior> they like it

#4133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes.  Fail to employ me at your own risk.

#4134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3 <buz-> no

#4135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge? <Tippytoes> dont be a fag <MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent <Tippytoes> i rest my case.

#4136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server <jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary <jamesm> if you know what i mean

#4137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know? <relapse> slash onotice i am gay

#4138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"

#4139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution

#4140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars. <Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.

#4141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me <MMouse> what would i be doing? <Tippytoes> cleaning his house <undrewb> delphi programming :) <MMouse> urgh <MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?

#4142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")  <wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.")

#4143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently <Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend? <Mat> what do you think ;) <NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently <NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"

#4144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bishun> dont get fresh with me <hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche <hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want

#4145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy.