#4071   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics <Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#4072   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause <litigator> roofies only as a last resort

#4073   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up <iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam

#4074   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam <CactusJac> don't talk to him that way <CactusJac> he's my boyfriend <bbl-away> well, take him and get a room <CactusJac> we're exhibitionists

#4075   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname. <cryterion> "mouse" <cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail? <cryterion> and heard it squeak? <cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm. <cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!

#4076   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art. <cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up <cryterion> and shave her pubes <cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.

#4077   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties <SDGR406> will that work? <|Spanky|> i need womens <|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore <|Spanky|> i want hair though <|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure <|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg

#4078   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness <|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

#4079   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/ <c-rOCK> THEN DONT <c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB <c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM <c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON

#4080   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:< <Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME

#4081   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi <X-man> i felt bad for it

#4082   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'

#4083   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel <jamesm> well duh, use xeyes

#4084   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<toNe> Nall is like an xbox <Nall> thank you <toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless! <Soopa> good graphics though... <Soopa> and easy to develop for... <toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features <Soopa> and will be dead in a year <acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it <Nall> who will die

#4085   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy <jamesn> those jobs are easy to get <jamesn> and you dont need skillz <undrewb> heh <MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort <undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue... <undrewb> oh.. ok :)

#4086   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".

#4087   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas? <MMouse> tru64 at the moment <MMouse> with oracle <jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under

#4088   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.

#4089   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out

#4090   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone. <Ryk> they don't mean it. <Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other. <Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends

#4091   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position" <drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job.. <Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max? <SataniKKa> roman numerals <Sep> binary <SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.

#4092   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american? <^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything <^_^Sasha^_^> He <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it? <^_^Sasha^_^> no:| <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad No such nick/channel Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

#4093   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mmm> i'm single and stuff <Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer

#4094   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine

#4095   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity" <Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined" <Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root <Bru> which sparc designer is this? <Bru> oh <Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root' <Bru> hence my scepticism