#4046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future

#4047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most awful disease ever

#4048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers? <inflex> "text interface ftp browsers" <inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)? <Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?! <Deviate> Those are so 80's!

#4049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body <inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking yourself <inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick <inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable

#4050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inflex> Oh my lord <Inflex> This is so wierd. <Inflex> In fact, it's wack. <Noonan> what is <Inflex> Non engineering classes. <Inflex> They're like 40% chicks. <Noonan> heheh <Noonan> sometimes more <Inflex> It's so fucked up. <Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar. <Noonan> hahah <Noonan> Welcome to the real world <Inflex> This new world scares me.

#4051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny           suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the           proper response to that?

#4052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character? <FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away... <FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...

#4053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough <@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio <@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB <@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME

#4054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gord> i dont like you <gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either

#4055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd <teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to

#4056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv <NiTro> bbl <Impolite> think positive

#4057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another <mewse> if that means using aol, so be it

#4058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?" <SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^ <Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods

#4059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard

#4060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED <helminthes> the pest control people showed up <helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide <helminthes> oh he's so funny <helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again

#4061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals <hakan> and she dropped our class <dr_rotcod> haha <hakan> is that a good thing?

#4062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snoggerT11> fuck you <helminthes> obvious immature retort: <helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"

#4063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before <gallagher> and it smells horrible

#4064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(�) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,     and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)

#4065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it? <grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe? <grinners> she a nice girl <joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"

#4066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh <JtHM> whats funny about that jpg? <Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at <JtHM> ah <JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards <JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems

#4067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology <imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially <imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.

#4068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cryt> germans can't speak straight. <tyree> cryt, ever been over here? <cryt> unfortunately. <cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets. <cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"

#4069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles <ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!

#4070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?" <iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said