#4021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you. <Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy? <JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you. <Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation... <JungleMason> I LOVE that shit. <Gabealicious> me too! <JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit. <Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez' <JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."

#4022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose??? <JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo. <Gabealicious> I think so. <JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums." <Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.

#4023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants <@pimp> who was wearing them?

#4024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> Tornado! <Guantlet> better get to the basement mins <Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.

#4025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass

#4026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?

#4027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck <screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...

#4028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother

#4029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster? <is> set a cat loose <is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly <is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...

#4030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right <sprinkles> s/right/wrong/

#4031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me. <kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..

#4032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win? <muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head <muffins> tough call

#4033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rg> my f key got fucked once <rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose

#4034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass <baguette> guys, that is <waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....

#4035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mrempire> humm <mrempire> -7% burning an iso here <mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.

#4036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both +went to the bathroom <halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"

#4037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server (nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up (nathan) like a bad bowel movement

#4038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vkeks05> you blow <pies> rather in than out <vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?

#4039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed. <Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :) <Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces

#4040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today <Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it <Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul <Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner

#4041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sleepswithangels> quiet in here <sleepswithangels> HII!!! <sleepswithangels> oh fuck this

#4042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.

#4043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW <tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds

#4044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister. <Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."

#4045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again <coaxial> Why not?! <Xmit> Because it is a waste of time <Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again <coaxial> but we lub u <Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch