#3996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chris H> I'm going to marry someone with no eyes and no teeth. <CharlEnie> haha <Zilv3r> LmAo LoL! <Chris H> It isn't THAT funny... do u even know why she <Zilv3r> yeah!! so she doesn't bite you... <CharlEnie> Does that mean u dont know why she shouldn't have eyes? <Zilv3r> no.. wait.. i know i know!!! so she cant see you? <CharlEnie> LoL!

#3997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room <Tippytoes> is it safe to look at? <bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no <tm> just hide it behind your anal porn

#3998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dane> i had a nice shave just then <Dane> it turned out really well for mew <Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and masculine <cactoid> in other words, gay

#3999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cactoid> you love the Colonel <cactoid> I like KFC chippies <cactoid> and zinger burgers <cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's just fucking gross greasy fried vermin <Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace. <Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit. <Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip it in lard then eat it. <Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are "lard". <Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece bucket. :) *** Signoff: Bayls

#4000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doc> hmm.. AOL has this great new thing where you can chat with your friends online! <Bru> yeah I saw the ad on TV. that would be cool - then I wouldn't have to chat with this bunch of losers and social misfits

#4001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> my poo was white again. this cannot go on

#4002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed <Doc> but i suppose it was my fault... after all, i did press teh "Back" button <Doc> what was i thinking... <cactoid> you madman <Tippytoes> risktaker <Doc> i like to live on the edge

#4003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls <aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole <aversion> i didnt even get to finish

#4004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right

#4005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray

#4006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!

#4007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> haikus are real gay <helminthes> cause they put limitations <helminthes> on syllables used

#4008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'

#4009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aversion> i have an idea <aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended <aversion> kthxbye

#4010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please" <teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?" <teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account"

#4011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me? <cams> i have no idea <cams> it might be my blindness

#4012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[invertiga] back [Lord-Data] we missed you [Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt

#4013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly <Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have <JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?

#4014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM? <JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com <BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made <JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive

#4015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard <jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison <jackal-> omg <jackal-> bad cat

#4016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys * aquacavi crosses fingers * dr_rotcod crosses his penises <teste_fly> :0 <aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen

#4017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness? <helminthes> no one? <hakan> ... <helminthes> :p

#4018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeadsouL> poke <T-Broken\w> *giggle* <T-Broken|w> *giggle* * DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy * DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy

#4019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch?

#4020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...