#3971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic"

#3972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sisko> I want to crawl up into the place I once was. <mandi> the end of your dad's cock?

#3973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!

#3974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tm> meetings, the alternative to work <Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work <Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work

#3975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> was the party cool? <helminthes> like did you fuck any hoes <rafeil> heh, no hoes <helminthes> not even one? i mean at least one right <rafeil> i just drank a little and talked <helminthes> fucked her right in the face right <rafeil> yeah <helminthes> she was gagging out all your children just like a bitch

#3976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cactoid> you're all gay <cactoid> and those of you who are married, everyone knows it's a marriage of convenience

#3977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here <Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life. <spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm <Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit. <spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate

#3978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the other night <esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i could get a 12 pack for <helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll wipe out your family and steal your identity

#3979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaff> Pumpkin: The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter. <Kaff> how is that a pumpkin <mmm> gross <Kaff> how is that normal. <Kaff> who does that <Kaff> I WANT NAMES <Kaff> (and numbers)

#3980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid <dr_rotcod> like skateboarding

#3981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock <Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl <tm> she's crying on her keyboard now

#3982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bobski> goconnect. the internet equivalent of the dole. <jamesm> what is it? <Bobski> a freebie internet service for those who blew their last 5 bucks on mcdonalds <jamesm> how do they make money? <Bobski> you install a wanky dialer and it spatters your screen with ads. mostly mcdonalds ads actually :) <jamesm> in case you find another fiver

#3983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaff> how festy are we talking ? <tm> makes your armpits seem like surgical theatres

#3984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down <hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight <helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner <hakan> but theres moss on it

#3985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cactoid> pr0n is critical internet infrastructure <cactoid> if pron wasn't flowing freely, ISPs wouldn't need to upgrade their gear and networking vendors would go out of business

#3986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_rotcod> he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said, "alright marine, kill me with one touch!" <hakan> holy shit. wrong thing to say <dr_rotcod> and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having my shoulder ripped apart <dr_rotcod> and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying <hakan> did it break?? <dr_rotcod> he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the demons of the american military have shone through and i am hopeless!! HOPELESS"

#3987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line <helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not fucking holding your hair back" <helminthes> "later"

#3988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant <helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?! <aquacavi> yours or the dogs <helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S <helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK

#3989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rafeil> i had a dream i had 3 penis's of varying legnth and direction <rafeil> and 2 girls were sucking on them, but they were sucking on the numb ones. only one had feeling. it was like the head of the hydra myth <helminthes> no.. not the numb ones.. oh god no.. {wakes up violently in cold sweat}

#3990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*) <KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the door and all. <Bayls> KK - What's your speech? <KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you any of my PMT shit - the end" <KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying.

#3991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok? <tm> yeah, giving remote root is now a documented feature <sisko> laff <jamesm> well, i know the answer now and i'm not telling you cunts

#3992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> omg, i was about to walk into class today but it wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that class that i hadn't studied for at all.  so i jumped out the window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off <hakan> yipes <rafeil> yeh <helminthes> and that's how it all started <helminthes> how was your day

#3993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[arkZZZ   ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do? [Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the fkn codec? [arkZZZ   ] fkn? where?

#3994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[dodgelap ] fuck [dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account [dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ? * Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space

#3995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hakan> I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so very important in a porno flick.