#3946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas <cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it professionals

#3947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL"

#3948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean <Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house done... <cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never shower?

#3949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron? <Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose. <sisko> suppose so. <Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr" <sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated <Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me. <Kaff> he's seen me naked.

#3950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars. <Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.

#3951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder <undrewb> heh <jamesn> *laugh* <jamesn> your going for upper management jobs? <MMouse> of course ;) <jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:) <MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management

#3952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :)

#3953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today <Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet <undrewb> aww thats nice <undrewb> uh <undrewb> thats not cuddling <Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword <Tippytoes> oh well <undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA <Tippytoes> piglet's happy <Tippytoes> he's smiling <jamesn> piglet is a bitch <Tippytoes> or it could be a wince

#3954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch <sisko> probably <sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for

#3955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds <mk4> whats quarter chicken ? <mk4> like a quater pounder ? <Punk-In-Drublic> well its not quiet a halfd of a chicken dave

#3956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dac> ok, what does 'LUG' on a rental property listing mean? <tm> Lots of Ugly Guys

#3957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> throw caution to the wind and then piss right into it

#3958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications <Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake <Mandi> heh <Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??

#3959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thrase> i hate programming <thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star <undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer * Mandi chortles <undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)

#3960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO' <Mousey> why am i first <Mousey> thats really insulting <vas-deferens> because your the best at iut <mk4> why am i second ? <vas-deferens> shit im third <vas-deferens> i better work on my technique <vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick <Mousey> hahahah

#3961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mandi> kaff still looking at dicks? <Kaff> nah sharks <Mandi> same diff <jamesn> cocks with teef <Kaff> yeah they all make you bleed in the end

#3962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rafeil> wimberly! <Rafeil> wesely wimberly. the joke was if kim married him her name would be kimberly wimberly

#3963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen. <Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow? <Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.

#3964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamesm> what's a java strategy? <undrewb> jamesm : its a paradigm shift to e-leverage your legacy OLTP system to implement pervasive business systems <jamesm> is it like a builder with a 'brick strategy' ?

#3965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me

#3966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}

#3967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Tippytoes looks at kaff's box <Tippytoes> err <Tippytoes> that sounded bad

#3968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and an afghan woman dies of heatstroke

#3969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PsykoFaerie> everyone got into discussions about how i must have an eating disorder. :| <monk[e]> psyko, if you throw up right after eathing... intentionaly... you have an eating disorder <Aelhaeran> Pysko: and if your prone to sharp, stabbing pains in your eye after a meal, chances are you have a fork lodged in it.

#3970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sisko> Q. What's the height of conceit? <sisko> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. <mmm> i do that <mmm> "oh god"