#3921   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower <Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot <Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment

#3922   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<johnnY> ???????////// <johnnY> ?????/////////////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ?////////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????????????///////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ?????///////////////////////////// <johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\//\/\/\///\\/\/\\//\//\/\///\\/\/\/ *** Sn00kie has joined #pk <johnnY> \/\////\///\///\\///\///\\///\\///\\///\\///\\///\\///\// <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <johnnY> dude <johnnY> it was my cat <johnnY> ... <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat <pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss <pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude

#3923   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you? <chillicha> i am a girl <MiakaYuki> Exactly.

#3924   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.

#3925   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel! <Spamalope> What species?

#3926   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC

#3927   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already

#3928   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iora> i steal no hearts. <iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.

#3929   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors <taylah> what <taylah> okay <taylah> im confused <nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before <f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night <nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before <taylah> haha oh <taylah> my <f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time <taylah> god <PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh? <aem`key> f48u10n7 lol <aem`key> :) <nimh> right out <nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out <nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it <nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault." <nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" <nimh> and ran away screaming <f48u10n7> yikes <f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass

#3930   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS' <jebs> but he said moments

#3931   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.

#3932   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool

#3933   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin. <space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it

#3934   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�@Aquavette2k1� whats it take for a man to get some nude hot teacher porn

#3935   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/ <Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :( *** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http://help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))

#3936   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to? <X-Chaos-X> orgasms.

#3937   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it"

#3938   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here? <Phuser> you are dude

#3939   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay? <Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual

#3940   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives

#3941   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid <Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed

#3942   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** overloaded has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here like a dyke fleeing dick.)

#3943   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy <buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them? <DjShoryu> no, hes an artist <DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it

#3944   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay... <Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"

#3945   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. <Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation <drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave <drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you <Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none <thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny * Medrawt relies on pheremones <drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human