#3846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi. <JtHMx> *shrug* find out <BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi' <JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi

#3847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets! <Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?

#3848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* IllIIIllI ([email protected]) has joined #suicide <IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat * IllIIIllI ([email protected]) has left #suicide

#3849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank

#3850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment??? <shagman> fart jokes rock <shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example * shagman farts on IEatChildren

#3851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L <q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?

#3852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test? <shagman> hamsters, learn english

#3853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older <shagman> only for tobacco <shagman> not pipes and papers and crap * Owyn blinks <Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences <Owyn> You'll break his brain.

#3854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here * Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock

#3855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it. <@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.

#3856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock <+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.

#3857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo <andy> You type like poop. <andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.

#3858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300. <BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet.

#3859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there. <jeer> who am I going to date?

#3860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* fo0bar has silverware now <jk> is that a new kind of heatsink? <jk> :D <fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system <jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food. <jwz> it's more of a food shim. <fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment...  I've had to use the plastic replicas <fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere

#3861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.

#3862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grinderwald> my dick is hard <moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder <Grinderwald> :D

#3863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xTaVx> im bored <EvilChatOp> you're aways bored <EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign <xTaVx> brb

#3864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)

#3865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam

#3866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Moose_): what's your language of choice ? (rich): english?

#3867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away <+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.

#3868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music? <baygledawg> oh i wish <baygledawg> that would be my second dream job <sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer? <baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job

#3869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic <Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!

#3870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black .. Aprogas: is your monitor on ?