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#3821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joe_> gheybot, life? <gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal


#3822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.


#3823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do? <Epesh> get those files


#3824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok <KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man <vas-assignment> bullshit <vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary <KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert <KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me


#3825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? <JtHM> |<----------------------------->| <JtHM> (not to scale)


#3826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vino> when we first got our chickens <vino> we got all these differant ones <vino> and some of them fighted <vino> and no jokes <vino> one of them <vino> bashed the fuck out of another one <vino> and did a victory dance <nim-zero> serious man <nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous


#3827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec) <IMP-Scott> my local Box <IMP-Scott> whooohoooo <IMP-Scott> 100Mbit <JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS ! <IMP-Scott> errrr? <dt|BadAss> lol


#3828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then! <c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now * gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations <gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :)


#3829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div. <DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account. <DotSPF> what a prick <DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password' <DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac


#3830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously


#3831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn <killck> good? <DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around


#3832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet


#3833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark. <max> That <max> Of course they have the right idea.  Cat's are perfect. <max> Or so they like to believe :) <okoshun> The *are* perfect.  ;) <max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday? <max> You know how I have a corner desk? <okoshun> A gravitational flaw. <max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up <max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments <max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down <okoshun> max: He did that on purpose. <max> It was funny as hell. <okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh. <max> he looked mortified.  He left shortly after. <okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat.  ;)


#3834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<below> i'm going to kill my roommate. <Aven> Kill kill kill <below> he's going to die for this one <Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE! <below> you are? <below> wtf?! <below> how many fingers am i holding up? <Aven> 2 <Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god. <below> yes. * Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.


#3835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend? (+de-v1): baseball? (+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay (+de-v1): now i know for sure (+de-v1): :P (@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo (+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls


#3836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Adee is now known as Elvis <Elvis> Ah huh huh.. <Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :) <Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet... *** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Electric> It worked!


#3837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alexei^se> I need a new hd <alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah! <xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40 <xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files <xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man <xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do


#3838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight <Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow


#3839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DTOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks <DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang" <DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO


#3840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college <Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard <Folken> So you kill retards with rocks? <Reaver_Reload> Yes. <Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.


#3841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* sabeel ([email protected]) has joined #winprog * delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel <+sabeel> is google working ...? <+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded <+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/oct00/0006.html <+O_6> ^^ ... <+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded <+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query. <@violus> huhuh <+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard <@violus> owned.


#3842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!! <DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday <Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P


#3843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<justin> we found a burger king with internet access <slash> "free with any purchase" <slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something <justin> haha <slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?"


#3844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Trivia`>  kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with? <`Trivia`>  1st Hint: *******   Question Value : 4 Points *** Joins: StupidFsh <oregvphf> attitude <JtHMx> Penises <oregvphf> ;) <`Trivia`>  YES, JtHMx!!!  got the answer ->  Penises <-  in  11.697  secs, and gets  4  Points <`Trivia`> JtHMx has won  2  in a row!! Total Points this WEEK:  10  & this MONTH:  10 <JtHMx> what?!?! <oregvphf> HAHAHA <JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING <JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME * oregvphf falls over


#3845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers


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