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#3871   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.


#3872   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs) *** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus <Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =


#3873   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you <Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account


#3874   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you <Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?


#3875   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet? <freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT <darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said? <questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...


#3876   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms <deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\


#3877   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you <deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare <tytyt> there are support group for that <deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you


#3878   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here


#3879   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit? <frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit


#3880   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live? <kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!


#3881   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door


#3882   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saber> ow damnit <Saber> HA <Saber> That'll teach you <Saber> damn gummy bears <c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think


#3883   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write <Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?


#3884   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration <Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant


#3885   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair <Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so <gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say.  Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."


#3886   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is <Log> I do, Zack <Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o <`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log <Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY * Offline pounds his head on his desk


#3887   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.


#3888   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY <Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF <K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME <Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER


#3889   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie" <ac> The response was "This is katie's mother" <ac> ... <ac> not a good thing


#3890   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth <wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference <djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a   'proponent' <djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate' <dt--> im aware of its meaning <dt--> but thanks webster <djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all <dt--> how did i use it wrong? <djthrush> i just explained it to you <djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag? <djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet   cafe? what? <djthrush> i mean, really


#3891   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok  LOL LOL LOL   LOL <Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!?  HAIRY COCK?!?! <Phettachu> LOL <Phettachu> maybe only gays get it


#3892   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?


#3893   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something <Loc-Dog> a: for porn? <a> so nobody could tell i was playing games <a> games being interactive porn <Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter" <a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.


#3894   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day. <spacetwin> how was it! <AgntBukk> I beat up some chick. <AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died. <spacetwin> haha <AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.


#3895   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...." <neored13> They should've given him Metal. <GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker <Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter. <Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"


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