#3796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic. <zebra> omg bejeweled is like crack. <egypt> i'm convinced this is an attempt at world domination. <egypt> i can't stop playing this. <egypt> MUST.. GET... JEWELS... INTO LINES OF THREEEEEEE. <egypt> NO MOVES LEFT? BASTARDS! <Allan> What's bejeweled? <egypt> its like, tetris for the mentally challenged. <zebra> omg I HATE that noise it makes when you lose. <egypt> omg i KNOW <egypt> it makes me feel like such a FAILURE <zebra> it makes the baby jesus cry. <egypt> "you have no friends. please find a disease and crawl into bed with it, thanks." <zebra> That *GAME* makes me feel like a failure. * zebra falls over laughing

#3797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello <MrSnuffles> anyone? <MrSnuffles> talk to me <MrSnuffles> ;( <Bug> hello MrSnuffles <MrSnuffles> no, not you

#3798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?

#3799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DisposableHero> is semen conductive? <Iceman> DisposableHero: yes <DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck

#3800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is? * Sphinx45 points to the door. <Sphinx45> the sign says so! <arturo-pain-afk> what sign? <arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign * Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0

#3801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life! <Iceman> self satisifying? :P <korben> hell no <korben> its a very varied sex life <korben> sometimes i swap hands

#3802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Avatar> who are you <harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :) <Avatar> oh good, we've met

#3803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Avatar> teenyboppers rule *** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi) <Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed. <Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!

#3804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"

#3805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP <Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ... <Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ... * Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY <spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though... <Beryllium> spacefem: Which part? <spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx! <Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ... <Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)

#3806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS <Jerub> BBS? <Jerub> as in dialup? <Jerub> whats the number? <Jerub> is it subscription? <Jerub> got a large file section? <Jerub> is it on fidonet? <StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon

#3807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer. <Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.

#3808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs <TnT> ? <TnT> Shiet * TnT stops downloading Pron

#3809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bieeardo> GURPS! <Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore!

#3810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF <Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."

#3811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash *** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)

#3812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vertinox> idiocy is relative <Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else <Vertinox> everyone has some one superior <Vertinox> in some way <Joe_> What about the guy who is the best? <Joe_> Who is his superior? <PyroRaven> That would be me

#3813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. <Kiler> rofl *** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou *** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou

#3814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards? <Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!" <CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies! <Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting <CrashCat> oh yeah

#3815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS <Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK <Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!

#3816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants. *** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)

#3817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls!  I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls!  I want a refund and balls~" Simplicity> They're actually attachments... Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know... Natasha> What MIME type?

#3818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter? <Naivete> NO <r0gue> go for it <Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish

#3819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.

#3820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5? <Soulflame> fdisk