#3721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years <HeroShot> What is she, a whore? <Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser... <Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine

#3722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella <chrish> gnutella?!  it'll take you all day to download that bagel!

#3723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone? <mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?

#3724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from? <Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ... <SkoroWork> ahh <SkoroWork> ok <SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P

#3725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed? <savepotatoes> think so <ErikN|WORK> hmmm <savepotatoes> probably <ErikN|WORK> are you sure? <savepotatoes> yea (time passes...) <savepotatoes> whats sdl?

#3726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI. <AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy? <chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge

#3727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VOLVORacr> hello <VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting <sc1> i'm masturbating <sc1> leave me alone

#3728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<techzen> fuck lsd <techzen> i mean dsl

#3729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@primig> why is duct tape like the force <@primig> it has a dark and a light side <@primig> and it holdes the universe together

#3730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30 napalm 256: she wake u up Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself

#3731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc

#3732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson <br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong

#3733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement. <Prophet> Oh my <Prophet> What do you use them for? <mordac> They really bring the room together, you know?

#3734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<someone>: how good does txt compress? <overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume <someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take? <overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression

#3735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks" <@mewse> by a retard, for retards

#3736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking <@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"

#3737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it <@mewse> that must be some sort of record

#3738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool

#3739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns

#3740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool <mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing

#3741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jon-> tom <Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable <Jon-> what would you do? <mewse> quit irc? <mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <mewse> hah.

#3742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Linguica> I was on the phone <Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me <Linguica> and i saw this <mewse_> heh <Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now" <mewse_> haha <mewse_> batman dons his cowl

#3743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work? <Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess. <Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe <geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work. <geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob <Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours <geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable. <Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob... <quacky> that's what I'm talking about. <Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob <quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries <geekie> right.

#3744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<space> got any good tunes to spare? <ToRMeNTeD> tons <ToRMeNTeD> what kind <space> whatever <space> im easy <ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now <space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb <ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas <ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you <PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass <ToRMeNTeD> classic <space> heheh lame award <space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks

#3745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy?? *** fragility ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)