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#3746 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!" #3747 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Pi> GMT is the best <Pi> coslike <Pi> everyone else is wrong #3748 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink? <kruqnut> milk? #3749 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv <JtHM> Handgun v2.4b #3750 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kt> i need a job, badly. <kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people <kt> i mean go to the unemployment office. #3751 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly? #3752 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand #3753 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime #3754 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up #3755 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk? #3756 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet #3757 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you #3758 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints" #3759 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis. #3760 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp <synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining <synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg <synnur> they use pcp <[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp #3761 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <evilbob> then you must not be gay! <evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls. <McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot? <evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere. #3762 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D <evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one. #3763 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care? <evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you. #3764 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once        and I've been drooling ever since <T-ball> nice... <T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/ <Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast #3765 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation <Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that #3766 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <HotelManager> plz com in avatar <Avatar> no <HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you #3767 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert" <minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you" #3768 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <biatch> who the hell are you gnostic <gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis <gnostic> any other questions? <Madeleine> what are you wearing? #3769 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz #3770 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up <Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged <Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous? <Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes. |
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