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#3746   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!"


#3747   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pi> GMT is the best <Pi> coslike <Pi> everyone else is wrong


#3748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink? <kruqnut> milk?


#3749   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv <JtHM> Handgun v2.4b


#3750   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kt> i need a job, badly. <kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people <kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.


#3751   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?


#3752   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand


#3753   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime


#3754   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up


#3755   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk?


#3756   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet


#3757   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you


#3758   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints"


#3759   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.


#3760   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp <synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining <synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg <synnur> they use pcp <[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp


#3761   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evilbob> then you must not be gay! <evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls. <McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot? <evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere.


#3762   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D <evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.


#3763   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care? <evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.


#3764   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once               and I've been drooling ever since <T-ball> nice... <T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/ <Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast


#3765   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation <Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that


#3766   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HotelManager> plz com in avatar <Avatar> no <HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you


#3767   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert" <minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you"


#3768   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic <gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis <gnostic> any other questions? <Madeleine> what are you wearing?


#3769   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz


#3770   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up <Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged <Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous? <Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes.


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