#3696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex

#3697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations <t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right. <t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.

#3698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket <nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there

#3699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon <@n909> and ran out of weed <@n909> so he comes to #oregon <@n909> and asks us for some

#3700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions (CubsWoo): is making me hungry

#3701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

#3702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3" <kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing

#3703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools

#3704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time? <cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries. <mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand. <d@n> "oh, hand!  i mean cindy!"

#3705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job

#3706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender. <sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd <perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.

#3707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.

#3708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gkm> mmm, me. <garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples <gkm> mmm, nipples. <gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.

#3709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening. <wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it. <wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. <wisner> There was singing.

#3710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein.

#3711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily <dr.numa> dip is a good dancer. <dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak <heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance. <heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants. <heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.

#3712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."

#3713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid. <@pheer> why? <shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know. <zeratul> besides Jesus you mean <shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout!

#3714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!! <artforz> how did you make it work? <Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity <Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard

#3715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling <@Deth> like when you pee your pants? <ICIST> kinda <ICIST> more like when i shit myself

#3716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vhata> #linux is one of those... <Vhata> things <Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained? <Nimnod> a failure. <Vhata> heh

#3717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt? <akii> does walt get unfrozen? <nigd> haahha <nigd> how pissed would you be <nigd> "IM ALIVE!" <nigd> "yes" <nigd> "Did you cure me?" <nigd> "no" <nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?" <nigd> "You're going broke" <nigd> "fuck."

#3718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today. (CitizenC): Son of a bitch. (CitizenC): Took forever to clean up. (CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.

#3719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay? (CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was. (CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever? (CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options: (CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or (CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son of God!" (CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.

#3720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian? <tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?