ircquotes Quote #3719

#3719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay? (CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was. (CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever? (CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options: (CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or (CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son of God!" (CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.

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