#3496   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine

#3497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format

#3498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix

#3499   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you <yunicus> yer a dear heart <yunicus> really <yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men

#3500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.

#3501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit

#3502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow

#3503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more

#3504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup

#3505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque <orb06> said it was "stool softener" <orb06> Im like wtf <orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am <orb06> and left without it <orb06> no pain no gain <orb06> thats what I say

#3506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want

#3507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"

#3508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing

#3509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!?? < Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)

#3510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads? < Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen. < Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?

#3511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it < anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :) < Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)

#3512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< telex > i love god < Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.

#3513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :) < annie > yeah < Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.

#3514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter [Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend

#3515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out

#3516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time

#3517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.

#3518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils

#3519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[anakin] man i love microsoft visio [Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :) [anakin] what question did you have? [Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc? [Bayls] is it visio enterprise? [anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet [anakin] na i only have professional [Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :) [anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too [Bayls] sensational! [annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;) [anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh [Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.

#3520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch <mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up