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#3471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one <wolfnip> how did you know that? <rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.


#3472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on


#3473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate.


#3474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i


#3475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hopi> let's talk about my need for once <hopi> er wrong window


#3476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong


#3477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck <Kender> well yes and no


#3478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"


#3479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit


#3480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aura> oh my god <Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials <Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy <Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails <Aura> going into a diaper <SkyCriesX> thats canada for you


#3481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness


#3482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?


#3483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE


#3484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY


#3485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah <miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope.. <miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance <miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water <miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise.. <miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!" <miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"


#3486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable'


#3487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory  :(


#3488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle


#3489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orb2k> raves are just an excuse <jovana> for what? <orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything


#3490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked


#3491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body


#3492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rawkus> fuckin women. <rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism <rawkus> wtf?


#3493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life


#3494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes <[Matt]> other than that, i was lost


#3495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is? <vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?


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