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#3521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... [NissanKin] $20k [NissanKin] R30 [NissanKin] fastest in Oz [Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse. [NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels [Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.


#3522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep <thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower! <FlagshipX> hmm <thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)


#3523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

foop> computers need to burst into flames more often


#3524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor <foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times <foop> that ain't good


#3525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY <rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years <rbgrn> no one did. <foop> because nobody cared


#3526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations <sneak> i'm talking about apache


#3527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants


#3528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> shower --hot --wet &


#3529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foop> leif is having a party? <ross_> yeah <foop> does he know that he's having a party? <Chieze> of course not <ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up


#3530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... <foop> like white people can tell the difference


#3531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men


#3532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!


#3533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie <Cov-poopie> got shit to do


#3534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :( <Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay <Avium> no offense you sack of shit


#3535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** FAG has joined #us-opers <FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?


#3536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid <human> then marry this kid to enya <human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30 <human> then you'll get some nice tunes


#3537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)} *** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c <iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD


#3538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry <billa> you need to respect. <billa> to scared youll break down <JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life <JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am


#3539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees <Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face


#3540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice <Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing <bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice * Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together


#3541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski <lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares


#3542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me <CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay" <CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings <pagan> LOL <CellY> he just siad have a nice day


#3543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter? <_p> no, my family hates god.


#3544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins. <_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.


#3545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself.


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