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#3521 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... [NissanKin] $20k [NissanKin] R30 [NissanKin] fastest in Oz [Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse. [NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels [Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer. #3522 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep <thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower! <FlagshipX> hmm <thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!) #3523 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 foop> computers need to burst into flames more often #3524 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor <foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times <foop> that ain't good #3525 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY <rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years <rbgrn> no one did. <foop> because nobody cared #3526 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <foop> i've felt girl ejaculations <sneak> i'm talking about apache #3527 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants #3528 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <foop> shower --hot --wet & #3529 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <foop> leif is having a party? <ross_> yeah <foop> does he know that he's having a party? <Chieze> of course not <ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up #3530 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... <foop> like white people can tell the difference #3531 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men #3532 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! #3533 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie <Cov-poopie> got shit to do #3534 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :( <Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay <Avium> no offense you sack of shit #3535 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** FAG has joined #us-opers <FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line? #3536 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid <human> then marry this kid to enya <human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30 <human> then you'll get some nice tunes #3537 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)} *** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c <iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD #3538 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry <billa> you need to respect. <billa> to scared youll break down <JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life <JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am #3539 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees <Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face #3540 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice <Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing <bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice * Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together #3541 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski <lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares #3542 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me <CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay" <CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings <pagan> LOL <CellY> he just siad have a nice day #3543 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <oof> so did you get together with your family for easter? <_p> no, my family hates god. #3544 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins. <_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick. #3545 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself. |
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