#3396   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy <JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it

#3397   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish? <sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it

#3398   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fiXie> me have black eye :( <ArioZ`> from whats? <heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course

#3399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh? <Domino> guess so... <Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up

#3400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,... Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .) <Pingu> Hey! <Pingu> Im a penguin!

#3401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AshiFoo> I just need a life now <AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection

#3402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RoboGum> mmmm, porn <doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn <RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut <doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never! <RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then <RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party

#3403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11 <NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff <NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time <NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that

#3404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him? <[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though

#3405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me!

#3406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower

#3407   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all <[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving

#3408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles <chin> that way the system pays for itself

#3409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast <pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods

#3410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated <@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right

#3411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons

#3412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :) <lsd> hehehe <lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'? <lsd> nananananananana <lsd> SCOMAN! <zeitgeist> lol <lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole! <zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!

#3413   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that <zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :) <lsd> hehe <zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P <Fryboy> hehe <Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG" <lsd> lol <zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother <Fryboy> O_O <Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO <zeitgeist> lol

#3414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HrdwrBoB> alchohol <HrdwrBoB> is <HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz <Fryboy>   er <Fryboy>   thought that was necter <HrdwrBoB> nah <HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags

#3415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year <DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect <DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse <DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect

#3416   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. <devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin <pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21... <devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17 <pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets? <devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview <pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right? <pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl <devilgrl> exactly

#3417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers <qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now? <NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears <qux> like Mr Spock? <NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all

#3418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive... <xcon6> minesweeper? <[[tom]]> final fantasy x <xcon6> same thing

#3419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman * Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll <Philgone> toasty warm <BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury? <Philgone> no.. roland

#3420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<herman> its easy as abxc