#3421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it

#3422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive <Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2 <Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P

#3423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands...

#3424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died. <Kaff> he died of lung cancer. <Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways. <Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags. <Kaff> haha

#3425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed <Dane> and he was looking like spewing <Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule <Tippytoes> which is? <Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up" <KKKBitch> heh <Dane> and he looked in his pocket <Dane> and goes <Dane> "I can cover that" <Dane> "lets go get curry"

#3426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@BondAway> i better get to work <@IceWizard> heh <@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine <@BondAway> and then drive me home

#3427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You) * KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message

#3428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"

#3429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel

#3430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D <elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING <butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d <butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.

#3431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today <A|exander> you just did. <firebrand> fuck you ;)

#3432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WargasM> i like chocolate <WargasM> it makes me think of boobies <WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right

#3433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday <|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23 <|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year <|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x

#3434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?

#3435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways <stx-suicidal> werd <stx-suicidal> inches are gay <puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick

#3436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[ <glasnost> err <glasnost> =] <glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes

#3437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think <xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.

#3438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phuser> my fan club has a member <Phuser> my member has a fan club

#3439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock

#3440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** MathAngel has left #vancouver <Phuser> math angel? <bv3> wtf is a math angel <Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen *** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard <SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee

#3441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Orz> How old are you jennjenn? <Orz> 12 right? <jennjenn> 12?? <Orz> Yeah, comes after 13. <Orz> Idiot.

#3442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down. <Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic. <Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut. * Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"... <Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off... <Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"

#3443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it. <Owyn> THat's not a good thing. <Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING! *** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Phuser> damn * Phuser throws his hands in the air <Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!

#3444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks? <Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks

#3445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex <SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks <Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway <Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered *** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks