#3371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Loony-Stud) pretty ass? ( Lev       ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down

#3372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Lev       ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens

#3373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet ( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is ( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight ( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid ( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n

#3374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health ( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :) ( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school

#3375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc ( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"

#3376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne- ( Khorne-   ) fmita? ( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =) ( Khorne-   ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p ( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it ( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?

#3377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Comatose  ) play dough is the food of kings ( Chino     ) play dough is too salty ( Comatose  ) but its not as crunchy as crayons

#3378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night <PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick <PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her <PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird <PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too <PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee <PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with <Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish <gridbug> Yep. <PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish. <PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit <PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her

#3379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked <Iced> it must be that <NepCHooN> ide cable? <NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive? <NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!

#3380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car <bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to <bytraper> they really make the car <bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres <Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)

#3381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer  and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer

#3382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!! <parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think <bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running <parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something? <bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...

#3383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :) <OutLore> hehe <OutLore> agreed <bytraper> hahahaha <bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff <OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed

#3384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok <Lord-Data> lol <Lord-Data> till you find the penis

#3385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bytraper> well.. you know what they say <bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend

#3386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted <EvilMonkey> ... <DrWoody> Started on FIRE? <MI-Edam> no, exploded <MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something <DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH <EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex! <Suzie> your missing out <EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode? <EvilMonkey> no thanks

#3387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet <Tolkan> im smark... <Tolkan> smart.

#3388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day <@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D <@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.

#3389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage <DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding... <DarkImportGrey> but it's close <DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping <DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win

#3390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :) <Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses

#3391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!

#3392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alisia> I'm fat <dave> you're not fat you fat ass

#3393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now

#3394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chris> Spit or Swallow? <holly> both, I spit and let you swallow

#3395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kisa> Don&#8217;t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers.  For some reason I always try telekinesis. <Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind. <Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid. <Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that? <Kojedub> Yeah. <Kojedub> I feel really stupid too. * Kisa feels glad that he is not alone <Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis. <Kojedub> Just, you know. <Kojedub> Stupid.