#3346   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here. <KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth.  o/~ <Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner. <Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner. <Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread? <KurtBatz> Ethiopians. <Hawx> True

#3347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks. <Wesley> an insult?

#3348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

asjk] !list [asjk] anyone know a good open ftp? [ck1] 127.0.0.1 [asjk] need a userid/pw [ck1]anonymous [bluerose] oh come on give him the good account [ck1] :) [bluerose] l: hax0r [bluerose] p: 31337 [asjk] thx

#3349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called brainfuck. [buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also

#3350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm. <dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.

#3351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"? <Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it

#3352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS? <egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.

#3353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899 <Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia <Grumman> imagine that

#3354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug <Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers

#3355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sylwia> I'm drawing black people <sylwia> for a poster for my english class <sylwia> I think I made tham too black <sylwia> you can't really see their faces

#3356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!!

#3357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yunicus> god has so many stalkers

#3358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass

#3359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat <Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again <TRIPtych> �WinAmp� Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix) <TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p <Kharnifex> *gets rectinol* <TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f <Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass <Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that <Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file

#3360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jay> how do u spell nebour <nc> neighbour <nc> haha <Jay> kthx <Jay> how do u spell ritch <nc> rich u moron <DX> rofl <Jay> well <DX> u dum cunt jay <Jay> so what if i cant spell <Jay> i type it in spell check <Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions <nc> MS never reckoned on Jay

#3361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer

#3362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven. <Tigrrr> i like food. <edoc> I gas puppies in mine <Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies

#3363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon or who is daemon explain <Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who  return the <Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you

#3364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out

#3365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game (bern) what do i do if that happens? (bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!

#3366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Lev       ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds! ( Lev       ) BEFORE THE WATER! ( Lev       ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#3367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining ( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene ( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box ( Lev       ) but you ddr like a motherfucker

#3368   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say ( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen ( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit

#3369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :(((

#3370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Fuzzy     ) like flicking through his images dir ( Lev       ) oh i thought you said "licking" ( Lev       ) how peculiar ( Teddy     ) Lev: is there something on your mind? ( Teddy     ) you seem a little pre-occupied... ( Lev       ) wouldn't you lick to find out