#3321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ice|P> blow jobs r better <mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth <nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand

#3322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner

#3323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry?? <Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross

#3324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tyson> kegs rule <Tyson> im gonna marry one <Mousey> ill have an affair with it

#3325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know <carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer

#3326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit

#3327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program (dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?

#3328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite

#3329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

#3330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp [@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG � @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow

#3331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"

#3332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit <NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick

#3333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you <@Web> russian men get upset easily

#3334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for <death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1 <death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me

#3335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! <zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom. <zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in.. <barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.

#3336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence <@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet

#3337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me <Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users <Bane> that's what i say <Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them <Bane> *sob* <Bane> just a cum receptacle

#3338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove

#3339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<geekster> mossibly <geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers <geekster> ARSE!!

#3340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt <eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt <eod> heh <weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt

#3341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :) <DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us

#3342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)" <Hiro> *growl* *** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?" *** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?" <Hiro> she isnt a women <Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell <Hiro> a demon possessed her <DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive *** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity" <Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool <Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself <DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue..... <DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin

#3343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....." *** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!" <mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then

#3344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!

#3345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

***  mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500" <Minko> grrrr <Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come" <Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend <Minko> I've got big things planned *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned" <Minko> Aaargh