#3296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee <Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee <Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo <CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in

#3297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep? <CrashCat> lots of uses <Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long." <CrashCat> try giving them a woman <Grant|BnW> What do they say? <Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her. <Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players.

#3298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n <Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap <Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all? <Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :) <Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal. <Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes

#3299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police. <CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P <Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually <Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder

#3300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room

#3301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is. <Rasputin> children <Sbot> children are VERY expensive

#3302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows <Naivete> linux kernel=1 file <Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.

#3303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby? <Delusion> Dan:  Yes, if it's cooked well.

#3304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.

#3305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel <_Rojo_> christ <_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay

#3306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad <stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that <ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground <stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC <Fryboy> ahahahah -ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him

#3307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin <dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him. <dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long. <bumr> cunnilinux

#3308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles

#3309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn <vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so

#3310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real <cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off

#3311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back <tize> thats too long <Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright

#3312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<b|aze> i wanked my dog once <b|aze> haha <b|aze> i was so pissed

#3313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on <Mousey> does he have to look desperate

#3314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man <KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears <KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing <KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on

#3315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias <@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere

#3316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur <GORE> it is <GORE> beleive me it is <GORE> to me

#3317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring <CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D <Mousey> so is an apron

#3318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate <Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11 <Mousey> lying cunt

#3319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober ::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk

#3320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey.. <Mousey> well boggles <Mousey> if she thinks im edible <Mousey> she probably is fat <Mousey> i have no fat on me <Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet