#2946   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards

#2947   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<risca> how do you spell world? <risca> as in "the whole world" <mixie> world

#2948   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping  <avi-> nice   <cygnus> i don't have shit for food  <avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty

#2949   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible <wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk

#2950   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool

#2951   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jason> What's NRE? <Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy! <Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.

#2952   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?! <suchness> WTF

#2953   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<extremist> strep? <extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?

#2954   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)

#2955   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"

#2956   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? <Sprout> they are eating lunch <BadlandZ> heh.. together? <Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?

#2957   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system <TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories <TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses

#2958   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 <PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D <PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :) <PI^2> that game was soo weird :D <PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)

#2959   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... <sig11> heh? <Cheetah> bitchx <Cheetah> BitchX <Cheetah> for fucks.. <Cheetah> (from .bash_history) <Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?

#2960   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tomed> hmm <MrBawb> uh oh! <MrBawb> tomed is thinking!

#2961   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack

#2962   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

#2963   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<redhook> <--- 22 <redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic <redhook> s/7/17/ <redhook> that looked bad

#2964   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!" <far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"

#2965   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to constantly rely on me for emotional support <far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter

#2966   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop <skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city

#2967   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music

#2968   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag <MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets

#2969   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people

#2970   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? <GodFu> because i like to watch