#2771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!

#2772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table <+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page <+mirkin> i.e <+mirkin> record 1        record 2        record 3 <+mirkin> record 4        record 5        record 6 <+GoodScrat> That is impossible <+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet

#2773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment... <mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder <evenpar123> Console wars?  I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore

#2774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t <notrino> laat ? <A|exander> yeah <A|exander> its one better than l33t <notrino> err..yeah better than <notrino> l33t :D <A|exander> you're getting it <notrino> than , why not 99 ? <A|exander> small steps man, small steps

#2775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck <DarthJesus> I dunno' <DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you <A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first.

#2776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower... [Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'

#2777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator <mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian.

#2778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95 <PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11 <PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third <PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to... <PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm... <PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything <PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone... <PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit!

#2779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking? <Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him" <Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher

#2780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut <charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez <FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard

#2781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SDHawk> I tried to go to dictionary.com, but I can't spell it right.

#2782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mp> i am convinced i am a woman <Oreoboros> mp: Why's that? <mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit <mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain

#2783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Synoptica> holy fuck <Synoptica> i like <Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery <Synoptica> (dont ask)

#2784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed <Kuiburetsu> denied <Kuiburetsu> and... and... <Kuiburetsu> erm... <Kuiburetsu> about to be kicked for flooding *** Kuiburetsu was kicked by Quiby (flood)

#2785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta <Synoptica> cant think of why either <bytraper> prolly because your gay <Synoptica> yeah that's right <Synoptica> gta has detected that i'm gay and adjusted it's performance accordingly

#2786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this right up GI JOE's alley? <straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for? <straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"

#2787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around,           he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?" <defz> wait <defz> are you a guy?

#2788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis <splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND! <purenergy> ya <purenergy> u can do that now <purenergy> use ur imagination <splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar <splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch <splurge> wiggle it around <splurge> vibrate <splurge> all sorts of crazy shit <splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you <splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny

#2789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy. <DooD> along with her home address. <DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted. <Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"

#2790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year

#2791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole <CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus <madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste <madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth

#2792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. <A|exander> who told you that <The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub. <A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed? <The_Roach> ... <The_Roach> Well, yes. <A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right <A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future

#2793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD <Toen> what the hell is that? <Gir> hehe <Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"

#2794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks

#2795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex