ircquotes Quote #2788

#2788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis <splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND! <purenergy> ya <purenergy> u can do that now <purenergy> use ur imagination <splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar <splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch <splurge> wiggle it around <splurge> vibrate <splurge> all sorts of crazy shit <splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you <splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny

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