#2796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3 virgins /msg me (I HAVE TO VER/RIP FIRST)

#2797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?

#2798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic [idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner [idlez-] [Trik] faggot [idlez-] > no [idlez-] > when you scan it [idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors

#2799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ [mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE [mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM [mad] I MEAN CMON.

#2800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women <Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos <k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex <k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through

#2801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore <@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning

#2802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks <R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way <FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies? <FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds? <R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals

#2803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work <matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual

#2804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.

#2805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid

#2806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot <Lucent-H> you have a job! <Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie

#2807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><

#2808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1         <meiso> time how long before it crashes [10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed

#2809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Foggi> french are good for 2 things <Foggi> art <Foggi> and surrendering

#2810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp

#2811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women <Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"

#2812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rmalink> are you feeling any better? <dep01> no... not really.. <rmalink> you know what it is?  allergies... <dep01> no, you know what it is?  the crippling depression..

#2813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult <zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened

#2814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet? <JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape <Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation

#2815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bogue> you need a woman ;P <bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep

#2816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Milp> its the next hot thing <bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?

#2817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it

#2818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless

#2819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now <incarnate> " " <cres> i dont get it

#2820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can         always go back and invent it on budget