#2696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.

#2697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.

#2698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? <Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'

#2699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....

#2700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

| Lavalamp is ([email protected]]) <@madog> vietnam sucks anyway <Lavalamp> vn = vietnam? <Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged <@madog> *sigh* <@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug

#2701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play <+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone

#2702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: lick_me_man ([email protected]) <@splicer|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known superheroes

#2703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bytraper> you idiots!!! <Synoptica> yeah i confess

#2704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software <@goose> ? <+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy <@goose> nope <@goose> BT change it every time you log on <@goose> can you ping the phone number ?

#2705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!

#2706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e ,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls <Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums. <memo> Rock on. <Elfin> You know it.

#2707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver. <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

#2708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ? <trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe <trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion <xmt> trimp: ? <trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice. <drlion> rofl <xmt> could u help me with the problem or ? <trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor! <xmt> ok, why didn�t u say that at once *** xmt has quit IRC

#2709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khamosis> Man <Khamosis> this is so awesome <Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4

#2710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore <neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in <neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy" <neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off <neo[soul]> fucking idiot

#2711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO <matts> woooooooooo what <synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for

#2712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria <deimos> I'm his puppet apparently <deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time <deimos> plz to be removing that btw

#2713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.

#2714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert. <Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.

#2715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Straylight> aw3some <Straylight> oops <Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted

#2716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi? <quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.

#2717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)'

#2718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat <JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong

#2719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Krispy> you could double specialize <Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY <Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER <Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL

#2720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead