#2721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH <+krispy> hahaha <+krispy> i can't get behind any <+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)

#2722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage.

#2723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair

#2724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open

#2725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sys> I hate maths.  What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it? <0ut_Lore> you repeat it.  fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board.  guess what they do?  ;P <Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D

#2726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.

#2727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooky> CUNT  <Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder. <Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version <Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions.

#2728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air?

#2729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me? <Tsunamio> Yes <Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch

#2730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals <Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion. <Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made

#2731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds <shaan> thongs? <pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh <_neil> jeez <uglykaka> thats just wrong <_neil> that's just wrong <shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing <shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"

#2732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!" * delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file. <delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam <Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?

#2733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD <Khross{killme}> O_O <Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY <Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.

#2734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again <Straylight> good <Straylight> did you get all of it?

#2735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting. <Epitaph> except it's not fun.

#2736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man. <+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants

#2737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot <+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone <+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?

#2738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D

#2739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[OutLore  ] OMFG [Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!

#2740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what. <BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!] <BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for... <BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :) <BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.

#2741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game <Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire <Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse

#2742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to <Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains?

#2743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST! <PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had <gIbBeR> lol <geoffh> taxes? <PitDroid> taxes are dumb

#2744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<robin24> any girls in here? <cognac> does is really matter? <cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway

#2745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute <Anton> so be warned and prepared <angelic> will do. <Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked