#2671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maff> word to your mother. <maff> especially on mothers day.

#2672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ric]> fucking dicks <[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room <[ric]> it's worth about �10,000 <[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen <roded> hehe <nakkew> LOL <Object> hehe <nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen <nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers

#2673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScumDog> rah <ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting

#2674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P <Toen> yeah right. <Toen> "she let me see her bra once" <Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway" <Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"

#2675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Moses is now known as Cain <Cain> oh no I killed my bro <KeeperS> ... <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible * KeeperS is moved to tears

#2676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money

#2677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass <mov> i'd like to taste it..

#2678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock

#2679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( <automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?

#2680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words

#2681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes <lerk> especially doggie style <fate-> slap em and ride the waves

#2682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

#2683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<illz> i just got a text message on my phone <illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."

#2684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads <eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want <slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want

#2685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD <Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn <Blackdog> hands on only, me <Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff

#2686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooky> HOLY FUCK <Spooky> Send her my way when your done <Anton> will do <Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that <Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed

#2687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women <Spooky> shitty <Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low

#2688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else <djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho <gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom <djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)

#2689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: meganpreg ([email protected]) <meganpreg> hi all <Ghaleon> hello <geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx <geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP <MachinShi> lol

#2690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.

#2691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* icenine --train & <j0ker> luck with your new job <j0ker> :) <icenine> not going to my job <icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face <icenine> but close enough

#2692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ

#2693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo <andy> no wait

#2694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes <vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ? <CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour <vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours <CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13 <CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny <CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest <|]resta> or it could be the HIV

#2695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model