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<virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal <virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"

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<Marilyn> I have a very large trouser snake in my backyard!! <RaydenUni> trouser snake? <Diazo> good for you <RaydenUni> what's that? <RaydenUni> a big snake that crawls up your trousers? -a few seconds pass- <RaydenUni> wtf? don't look up "trouser snake" on google

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<godofcows> I decided on some cool things I'm gonna do when I get rich <godofcows> like ask my mom what car she would like the most, and then buy it <godofcows> and then when she comes outside to look at it, it'll get run over by a monster truck <godofcows> and she'll cry <@godofcows> I thought of another thing I'd do if I ever got rich <@godofcows> I'd gonna buy a bunch of toys for an orphanage <@godofcows> and have them all laid out in front of the building on christmas morning and get someone who works there to wake up all the kids and come out to look <@godofcows> and when they all step outside and look, I'm gonna run over the toys with a monster truck and laugh at the looks on their faces

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<CM^> Im just two letters and an arrow to you, arent I?

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TheSlapOfGod: People are horrible TheSlapOfGod: You know the Oslo shooter guy? TheSlapOfGod: Someone was asking what song he was playing on his ipod when he was at the camp shooting people TheSlapOfGod: And the FIRST GOD DAMN RESPONSE was "Let the bodies hit the FJORD"

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<MKendora> Unfortunately, Win2k still needs electricity to run >_< <JB> Heh. <JB> Maybe for 2k5. <Fancia> They fix that in Windows SG (Supar Gud), which runs on the power of pure dreams. <Tagrineth> Hehehe ^_^ <JB> Well, we're all screwed. <Tagrineth> But that probably still won't run on most people's comps <JB> Anyone here besides Fancia have a pure dream in teh last year? <Fancia> ;b <Tagrineth> NOT ME <MKendora> I have impure dreams. <MKendora> I have purely violent dreams. <Fancia> Well, they're thinking of expanding Windows PG (Perfikt Gud) to run on any dreams. ;o <JB> That may help. <JB> Methinks some of the dreams here may corrupt it, though. <Fancia> True. ^.^; <Tagrineth> LOL <Fancia> "Windows received an Illegal Dream error! Please reboot!" <Tagrineth> Hehehe <Tagrineth> "*PLEASE* reboot... (sicko)" <JB> Windows has committed suicide to remove the image form it's memory. Please order a new copy.

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<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants

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(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it (Lesley): then again (Lesley): everything is closed (Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart (Supachikn): what is a wal mart? (Supachikn): what do they sell? (destiney): hehe (Lesley): haha (CoRPSe): it's like kmart (Supachikn): ok (destiney): they sell * (Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks

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(@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox (+[KdAwG]) .... (+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again (@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star wars rom (@Vinpire) pah (+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x (@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people could rape you for it yesterday (+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D (@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol (+[KdAwG]) wow (+[KdAwG]) it is (+[KdAwG]) <3

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<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?