#2646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble <DAL9000> and got dropped <DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble

#2647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? <Alexander> Human EXISTANCE <Spooky> Righto...only that? <Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really. <Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking. <Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing) <Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling

#2648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars <Spooky> which I hate <Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid" <Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks <Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool <Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS

#2649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Goku> :O <kepler> hold that face goku *kepler unzips *aegis runs away

#2650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling? <Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased. <The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms. <JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing

#2651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip <oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip

#2652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�+ Ryutaro � has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? �+ Ryutaro � I cant find anyone else thats had a dream �+ Ryutaro � I was mashed potatoes once �+ Ryutaro � I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird �+ Ryutaro � then a week later I was jello �+ Ryutaro � but nobody ate me �+ Ryutaro � I just stood around jiggling �+ Ryutaro � this was when I did drugs, lol

#2653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats <gjvc> get in there first

#2654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once <gjvc> i wake up early <gjvc> check my email <Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken <Sinner_> he was mad at his family <gjvc> and see this shit <Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey <lazydog> bhahah <gjvc> ahahahaha <Murex> hahhahaa <gjvc> lord

#2655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200 <Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs <k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs? <Frizz0> either way is fine

#2656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game

#2657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call <moose> "do you have a ccna?" <moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME <moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans" <moose> sigh

#2658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet.

#2659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :) <ExCon> op for 1 day :D <[SuN]> im not that soft :P <ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D <[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops <ExCon> oh..i feel honored <ExCon> :D <[SuN]> ;)

#2660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router <kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man" <kaleido> fuckin christ <kaleido> where do we find these field engineers <PunkScum> compton? <kaleido> i was thinkin guinea <kaleido> but compton might be right

#2661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from

#2662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foo> You got to think like a poet. <cain> I think you're a cunt.

#2663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kkenn> Traffic lights <kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.

#2664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA

#2665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gjvc> that is beyond ghetto <gjvc> that is where trailers go to die

#2666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

#2667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses

#2668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap <Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls. <LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage? <Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.

#2669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<roded> i have one last thing i can try *** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))

#2670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot? <Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance. <Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.