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<Nick> i go over my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.

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(|Robot|Bender): Kronos, so angry. So mad. so full of hate. Have a salad, a lite beer and take a nap. (jot): salad, lite beer? you want to make him happy, not gay

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<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit? <Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?

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<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping? <Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing? <Genki--> there is no spoon

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<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/ pianist for a band for "funk music" <a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music <a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron <a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?" <a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS

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<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working

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<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born. <Drugdown> ...nothingness. <Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!

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<dithi> i've answered every single penis enlargement email, and the home finance ones, and the inkjet ones. Now I have 500 houses that i owe money on, my penis is long enough to reach all of them, and it shoots inkjet ink.

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<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."

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<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs) *** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus <Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =