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<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag <MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets


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<Al-Koholik> hm <Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence <Al-Koholik> IE quake 3 <LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?


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<ClownyMo> Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD? <Gino> I don't even wanna know this one.... <ClownyMo> Concentration camps!!! <Gino> Oh how rite i was


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<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.


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Stranger: I'm Mary. What's your name? You: Eric. Stranger: So, Eric, where are you from? You: USA, you? Stranger: China You: Your name is Mary? That's not a Chinese name. Stranger: My Chinese name is Xiong Chaofeng. You: Alright, Mary it is...


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<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime <Cducharme> k <Cducharme> fixed <Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash. <Ash> Oh, clock. <Ash> N/m.


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<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine


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<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane? <blah> i refuse to anwser that <blah> im probably wrong <goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist


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<Rjx> they really need to make formatting a laptop easier, for lazy people like me <Rjx> they could make them like etch-a-sketches <Rjx> you just turn them upside down and shake them <Rjx> and BAM, new install


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<Ritz> I had the myspace so I could keep in contact with certain friends <Ritz> I decided I needed new friends


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